Champagne Cola.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/01/2017 at 17:03 • Filed to: None

0

9

Tastes like circus peanuts.

Darth Mario > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2017 at 17:10

1

When ever I read “ circus peanuts “ the old brain says “circus penis”

Wtf...

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2017 at 17:23

0

I’m 38 years old and have never eaten a circus peanut.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 07/01/2017 at 17:25

3

You should do it. They’re awful.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2017 at 17:42

2

Now try Malta Goya! The soda that answers the question “What if Raisin Bran made a beverage?”

EngineerWithTools > Darth Mario 07/01/2017 at 17:57

0

Your old brain is more entertaining than mine.

I thought it said “citrus peanuts” until I got into the comments, probably because it’s orange.

Citrus / circus penis / peanuts. All / ewwwwww.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 07/01/2017 at 18:10

1

It’s awful.

Aremmes > fhrblig 07/01/2017 at 19:19

0

Malta is just unfermented beer. I like it, but then I grew up with the stuff. It’s an acquired taste — my wife and son won’t have it.

fhrblig > Aremmes 07/01/2017 at 19:29

0

It really tastes like Raisin Bran to me. Not necessarily bad, but I’m not sure I like it either.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2017 at 19:30

1

I actually like circus peanuts, but this response was so perfect that I almost dropped my phone from laughter.